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Congo: Close Encounters With Mountain Gorillas

July 8th, 2010

Our lead tour guide Norbert was a park ranger who spent every day tracking gorilla families through the jungles of the Virunga National Park, keeping tabs of their movement throughout the rolling mountain range. We would be tracking the largest gorilla family in the region, called the Kabirizi, spotted in the area in the past few days. The family consisted of 34 gorillas including one male silverback, two male blackbacks, and 10 adult females, nine of whom had babies. The rest of the family were juveniles of various ages.

Dani, Serena and I set out with Norbert and two other guides (whose names, embarrassingly enough, I’ve forgotten, so I’ll call them Tracker Guide and Rear Guide). We walked for about half an hour across a peaceful rolling green steppe, dotted with bright multicolored clusters of wildflowers, until we reached the edge of the jungle.

We’d been told to wear long-sleeved shirts, long trousers and even gloves, to avoid stinging nettles and insects; we knew this would be a tough jungle hike. But as Serena and Dani and I entered the jungle, we were still surprised at how dense it was … no paths, just Tracker Guide bushwhacking through the vines and branches with a machete as Norbert followed, trailed by me, Dani, and then Serena, with Rear Guide last.

Tracker Guide soon found evidence of the gorillas’ path through the forest … torn-off bamboo shoots, broken branches and flattened vines the main clues. We got on the gorillas’ trail and began tracking them in earnest. Every once in a while the guides would stop and Norbert would take GPS readings, log them in a journal, and call the coordinates in to the ranger office to enter in their computer system. They did this kind of tracking at this altitude every day, and subsequently were waaaaay fitter than we three mzungus huffing and puffing behind them. None of the rangers carried a pack or even a canteen, and they tramped through the jungle with ease in their canvas uniforms and rubber boots. Every 45 minutes or so, Norbert would say, “Let’s take a pause,” and the guides would stop and let us drop to the ground and gulp water while they waited politely, not out of breath in the least. If they were annoyed at us for slowing their regular pace, they didn’t show it.

To be fair, this was a brutal trek. We slogged through vegetation dense enough to make us regularly lose sight of one another just a few feet apart, branches hitting our faces as we walked on a carpet of vines so thick our shoes rarely touched the jungle floor. Vines snagged our feet, ankles and legs, making it necessary to yank loose with just about every step. Large stinging ants attacked regularly and mercilessly, able to inflict pain even through denim, swarming into shoes and up trouser legs. Stinging nettles slashed at my gloveless fingers, shielded behind the daypack I carried in front. Our gear wasn’t optimal; for instance, none of us had the correct waterproof footwear. I wore rubber-soled walking shoes, and Dani and Serena had athletic sneakers without much traction. Our unplanned travel style had, yet again, come back to bite us in the ass as we slipped and slid over vines, slick logs, and mud. Had we known we would be gorilla trekking, we’d have prepared better … maybe. Probably not.

After a couple hours we came upon a spot where all the branches and vines had been flattened over a broad area; Norbert said this was where the gorilla family had spent last night, or perhaps the night before. Big piles of fly-covered poop confirmed that theory. Norbert checked the ground for stinging ants and, finding none, invited us to sit in this recently abandoned gorilla nest for a break. The rangers waved away our offers of water or snacks. Tracking Guide and Rear Guide went ahead of us to evaluate the gorilla path and take coordinates. Norbert stood above Dani and Serena and I, watching blankly as we passed around hand sanitizer, energy bars, Red Bull. “We’re from the city,” Serena explained lamely.

Since our path had been forged by gorillas, there was no rhyme or reason to the way it wended and switchbacked up and down. Our patience started to wear thin, and we became more vocal. “Any time now, gorillas, any time,” became a refrain, the cussing and complaining more frequent. We understood clearly that no one could predict where the gorillas would be, that we could be trekking for hours before we found them, but that didn’t stop us from whining, “When are we gonna find them?” or “They’ve got to be close now, right?” Norbert tried to explain to us what we already knew: “Gorillas are not cows. They must move, constantly, to find food. They always are moving. We never know where they might be.”

“Right, right,” we’d respond. “We know that. We’re just bitching.”

On and on, up and down, step after yanking step, the path growing steeper and steeper until we found ourselves climbing a vertical wall covered in vines. Though our protests of “This CANNOT be the only way to get there,” and “This is f’ing RIDICULOUS” we had no choice but to follow our stoic guides up this insane path. We had to grab onto vines, test their strength first and then haul ourselves up, our scrabbling feet rarely able to find a decent hold on the wet vegetation. Even Norbert was having trouble with it, his feet giving way on occasion just like ours did with almost every step. My daypack, transferred to my back now, swung from side to side, tipping my balance. The occasional small ledge offered no rest; we could simply never let go of the vines, or we would fall.

I stopped climbing for a moment and looked behind me and then down. I shouldn’t have. The mountain wall dropped down … far down … the valley below yawned endlessly, the rest of the mountain range vast and distant. We were nowhere near solid ground. Two things occurred to me: one, that if any of us should fall, she’d take out everyone below her; and two, that I was in perhaps the worst place on earth to suffer an injury. We were three hours by foot into a foreign jungle. There was no freaking way I could get hurt here; none, period. My only possible exit from this was through my own power. Fear adrenaline propelled me in the only direction I could go — up. By the time I got to the top of the wall and could stand without clinging to a vine, my hands were shaking so much from exertion and shattered nerves that I could barely uncap my water bottle.

“I hate these sodding gorillas,” Serena panted. “Why can’t they just pick a nice normal path?”

About an hour passed (still uphill, but none that dramatic again) before Tracker Guide doubled back to tell us the gorillas were straight ahead. We didn’t fully believe it; we’d been walking and climbing for so long after these elusive gorillas it seemed like we’d never find them. But when Norbert told us to put on our surgical masks — supplied at the beginning of the expedition, to prevent disease passing to or from the gorillas — we knew this was really it. And then the sky opened up and the rain started to pour down as, I guess, only a Congolese jungle rainfall can.

We had one hour to spend in the gorillas’ presence, in accordance with the rules of the tour, aimed at limiting their exposure to humans. Norbert asked us if we wanted to wait until the rain stopped before we entered the area and the clock started ticking. “To protect your cameras,” he said. “So you won’t be taking pictures in the rain.” Thunder rolled in the distance and the rain had soaked through my daypack, my jeans, and pooled inside my surgical mask. It seemed like a good suggestion. Then we could hear the unmistakable low, bellowing grunt of a very big animal. “No,” we all said at once. “We want to see them now.”

We followed Norbert down a short hill and turned a corner. About 10 meters away, under cover of low spreading branches, sat two big black gorillas. One was cradling a baby, exactly like any human mother I’ve ever seen. The rain glistened on the tips of her shiny fur; it seemed to just bead up and roll off, and even though my teeth were by now chattering, the water running in rivulets down my pant legs and into my shoes, I would bet anything that baby was as warm and comfortable as he ever had been. We stood transfixed, not wanting to move or even breathe. I fished my camera out of my rain jacket and took some blurry pictures.

Branches rustled and three young gorillas came galloping over, between the two adult gorillas and us. They swung on vines, tackled each other and rolled around, acting goofy and loud and pretty much like any human teenager I’ve ever seen. They came right up to us, hooted and beat their chests; Norbert shooed them back, but they did that a couple more times. Though they were young gorillas, half the size of the two adults behind them, they could intimidate. “Don’t be scared,” Norbert told us. “They want us to play with them. They are happy to see mzungu.”

When we mzungu didn’t accept their invitation, the young gorillas resumed running and jumping and rolling around with renewed vigor. It seemed like they were putting on a show for our benefit; they’d charge right past us, close enough at times that we could have reached out and touched them. To watch gorillas play like that in the jungle — now four, five, six gorillas swinging and climbing and rolling and romping and chasing and swatting each other and beating their chests — didn’t seem real, like a production staged for our benefit. But, no, this is really how gorillas act in the wild.

We could have stayed there and watched them all day, but Norbert urged us to walk a bit farther in to see more. Our lead guide really came into his element around the gorillas; he began talking to them in a low throat-clearing grunt, a pretty great imitation of how they sounded. Norbert pointed out the gorillas all around us … in the treetops, climbing across branches, slinging themselves heavy-armed along the ground on their knuckles. Since the jungle was so thick, most of the time a mad rustling signaled their presence well before we could see them. Their chest pounding echoed around us like drumbeats. We were surrounded by gorillas.

The mothers went up in the treetops with their babies and mainly stayed there. The others were alternately on the ground or climbing trees looking for food. They really tore apart the jungle, pulling huge limbs loose and tossing them aside as they stripped them of their fruit, and sending branches or treetops crashing to the ground with their weight. It seemed like they were completely trashing the place, but I guessed it all would grow back in no time.

The rain petered out and a humid steam rose up, and there they were, the Gorillas in the Mist, just as Dian Fossey had described them. Some of them passed us so casually, just a few feet from us, we knew they didn’t consider us a threat. Still, every close encounter with a big gorilla — particularly the gigantic steely-eyed silverback alpha male (who, in one goosebump-raising instance, crossed within five meters of me) — gave us a thrill of fear.

Norbert said it was time to go. I stood there for a minute longer, trying to take at least one or two final photos that weren’t blurry (as my camera by now had gotten very, very wet). The big gorilla above me sprang to a neighboring tree. A thundering crack and, boom, down came the top half of the tree, gorilla and all. He had fallen pretty far, and for a good half-minute I heard nothing but silence. I wondered if he’d been hurt, and if so, how badly. But then a rustling, and a furry black head popped up through the branches and leaves. The gorilla hoisted himself onto the log of a fallen tree that crossed my path. He walked on it until directly in front of me, then he sat down and fixed his gaze on me. It took every bit of control I had to stay there. I snapped a few pictures and lowered my camera, looking at his face for real, not through the lens, at his absolutely human eyes. Then, photo time over, he got up and kept climbing, leaving his momentary diversion standing in awe as he continued on with his day.

San Francisco, Dolores Park — Memorial Day ‘10

June 1st, 2010

Just a few snaps of what was goin’ down in the Mission District on Memorial Day. A big, free, sunny public party.

Here’s a short video clip of the band and crowd scene — I tried not to dance while filming, but found it impossible; the band was just kick-ass.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY.

The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 4

May 23rd, 2010

Once again, let’s step back to 2007, this time to reminisce about the glaciers of Patagonia, Argentina …


May 6 ‘07

I’m in the sala of the Montevideo Hotel in El Calafate. It’s a small sunken living room with a big fireplace, brickwork and stucco, beautiful wood ceilings, dried flowers, iron candlesticks, mahogany-framed photos of glaciers calving, local paintings of local glacier scenes, a cement bench around the perimeter of the room covered in burgundy cushy pillows (very Trading Spaces) with mahogany furniture and I am in a mahogany Adirondack chair covered with earth-toned pillows. Logs are piled into a wood space built in next to the large fireplace and crude mantel. There’s a small plasma TV, discreet internet station and hidden speakers, and it’s a fabulously cozy little place. Adjacent is the helplessly snug little chic restaurant. Am v happy.

May 7 ‘07

Today I went to the Pedro Moreno Glacier. I think only some really outrageous scuba-diving experiences could possibly compare to the awesome sense of privilege I have ever had to see something of this magnitude that exists in nature.

I found these beautiful autumn colors in the surrouding mountains just amazing — trees on fire with russet and golds, right alongside this vast blue-white field of icy peaks fissuring down into deep blue channels. During the morning hours I got a close-up view of the glacier from the vantage point of a boat trolling right up against the glacier wall.

As far as the glacier itself, I have never seen blue like this in my life. It resembles marble, but translucent to a degree and colored varying shades of vivid blue, from almost-white power blue at the top to deep electric blue at the bottom. It has streaks and veins running throughout, deepening to a clear dark sapphire down by the base where time has compressed layer upon layer of ice to resemble colored veined glass. It all looks lit from within, too. You can hear the thunderous booming of glacier chunks shearing off the wall, on the inside and out, and the echoing through the fissured ice resounding long after the noise had stopped. More often than not you couldn’t see the calving, you could only hear it; these were internal calvings. We’d see big chunks of deeper blue ice floating in the water from the internal calvings. It is what I imagine a diamond must look like in extreme closeup. Soledad, our tour guide, says she comes to the glacier every day and that every day it is different.

The glacier lake water was like no water I’ve ever seen before — I wouldn’t call it cloudy but thick spearmint blue, dense with floating ice. I’ve never really given much thought to the properties of ice over time, until now. The end of this ice field, as it shears off and drops into the ethereally blue Lago Argentina, is fissured with pristine white peaks sticking up, like points on a meringue, with the grime of the surrounding mountains its browned tips. It’s a musical instrument, fissured all through with ever-changing chambers and the wind and the sound blowing through it make a uniquely resonant, haunting tone that sings for miles.

I met a fun chick from England named Filly, also traveling alone, who took pictures with me and we drank whiskey over glacier ice. Coolest cocktails ever.  All afternoon, after the boat ride, we hung out for hours at another part of the park that had walkways with several different vantage points along the north face of the glacier, and every overlook was another incredible opportunity to gaze at the phenomenon before our eyes. I just couldn’t believe I was seeing and hearing this, and all I wanted to do was sit and stare and listen to the unearthly crack/booming noise of the calving — at one point a blue cliff jutting over the water just disintegrated and hit the base of the glacier in an explosion to a pile of white dust and blue chunks. BOOOOM, waterfall, with the echoes bouncing and reverberating and prolonging the actual event so long. It also was surprisingly not freezing cold. I did have long underwear over several layers, but one would think that everything surrounding a glacier would be covered in snow or dead, unable to live. Instead it was a beautiful autumnal mountain scene and surprisingly comfortable to stay outside for hours and look at this glacier, which is all you ever want to do.


Here are a few snaps from that day; a bigger glacier photo gallery is up next. It’s a beautiful Sunday, so peace out.

BOOKED.

May 21st, 2010

I am notorious for being unprepared for major international trips and this one may blow my previous  records out of the water.

I leave in less than a month and have to … first, sort out what vaccinations I will need. I’m going to make an appointment for early next week at the San Francisco Department of Public Health Travel Clinic. From the prices listed online, the shots are much cheaper than in a private travel clinic, and I’ve heard good things about them through word of mouth.

I also have to get a Kenya visa — have to send my passport to the Kenyan consulate in L.A. for that, and I’d do it immediately IF I weren’t waiting on my passport to get back to me from Pennsylvania, where I mailed it last week to get extra visa pages attached because I FILLED THEM ALL UP since 2006. Woop woop! for that, but Boooo! for having to wait on the fed’ral gummint to return my freaking passport. How long is that gonna take?

We’ll see how this all shakes out; it won’t be the first time I’ve cut necessary trip preparations ridiculously close to the deadline and it’s a safe bet it won’t be the last.

BOOKED, though. Yeah. YEAH.

A Sunday in San Francisco

May 18th, 2010

Click here to see a few seconds of the Guy on the MUNI Bus

The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 3

May 12th, 2010

Some photos from Patagonia …


The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 2

May 7th, 2010

Transporting back into Argentina circa almost-exactly-three-years-ago …

, 2007

I have gravitated toward this international hippie neighborhood in Buenos Aires called San Telmo. It’s a network of old narrow cobblestone streets and ornately scrolled buildings with little terraces everywhere, decadent but still ghetto enough to legitimately call it bohemian.

Today was a national holiday, Argentina’s version of Labor Day, so all businesses were closed and folks were out partying pretty hard. There was a big drumming street party out in the square in San Telmo, with about 20 serious drummers who knew how to play and a huge cluster of people dancing around… they slowly wound their way through the streets and stopped in front of a truly fabulous v. old Gothic cathedral. Starry night, full moon, faded decadence, lots of musicians, artists, tango dancers. It’s what I imagine New Orleans’ French Quarter was like, back in the day, when interesting people could still afford to live there.

Next I go to Patagonia and see some more really, really intensely cool shit. How lucky I am, how lucky I am, how luckeeeeee I ammmmm.


The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 1

May 5th, 2010

We’ve been rather California-heavy here at the lohdown in the past few weeks — and I’m still too sad over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill to write anything fun anyway — so we’re gonna go back in time a few years. To 2007, to be exact, when our intrepid heroine spent a fantastic and way-too-short three months in Argentina. I dug up some of my scribblings from back then — I’d forgotten about most of them — and will post them here.

My camera broke while I was there, so photos are tragically few. But let me assure you: it’s beautiful, y’all. Me encanta Argentina.

Here is the first email I sent home to family and friends after arriving in Buenos Aires (in Argentina-flag blue) …

, 2007

In the spirit of emulating how I must sound to Argentines when I speak in Spanish, I have run the following through an online translator into Spanish and back into English …


Hello each one! I have been in Buenos Aires during lightly more than one week now and while my Spanish remains abysmal, I have noticed a minor progress of my aptitude to remember words and phrases, and understanding what is the above mentioned to me. I do not have many news of excitement to do a report. I have spent most of my time helping my friends to obtain their matter ready to move in their new house and they should be completely moved in before the way of the week.

Till now I have been remaining in a hotel in the neighborhood of Palermo of Buenos Aires that is the bucket of enthusiasm. There is amusing life at night, many agreeable parks and nice buildings, etc. The climate could not be more perfect and the people of Buenos Aires are very friendly and very patient with my slaughter of their language. I have met some friends of friends from England and we had a big time exploring the bars and clubs of Buenos Aires.


It is interesting to see the people smoking everywhere – the sight of the people within centers of shopping with cigarettes lit in the hand is quite habitual. Buenos Aires is in the process of rules imposing who smoke, nevertheless, meaning that the people will have to go to areas designated to smoke. Then this will turn into really the city of the Good Air. Also, it seems that each person has companion dogs; they take them everywhere, and you see tons of walkers of the dog with 8 to 12 dogs simultaneously, throughout of the city. The general routine here is the ideal one for me – the people wake up late, take siestas and then go out in the city much late; it is quite habitual for the people to leave for the night at 1 a.m. and not to return to the house up to 5 or 6 a.m. This city remembers me of New Orleans from many points of view. The American dollar goes completely far here and to buy items / eat for dinner is fantastic. No complaints by no means.

My projects are to walk in Buenos Aires for the following couple of weeks and then to spread myself to other parts of the continent. I am not sure exactly where I am still going to be, I will explain all of you when I fix myself.

Salud,

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Traigos en Buenos Aires

Snaps of the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus

April 24th, 2010

This week I caught an awesome-as-usual show by the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus, which performed “RockAria” at the Davies Symphony Hall. I’m a fan of the SFGMC — indeed, anyone who likes music, theater, drama — or, hell, 200 men — would be. I wish the pictures were a little less blurry, but hey, you still get the gist of the show. Rock On, Gay Men.

Urban Ziplining in Downtown SF (via British Columbia)

April 20th, 2010

The Tourism Board of British Columbia brought something extremely cool to San Francisco for a couple weeks this April: urban ziplining at Justin Herman Plaza. It was all part of Tourism BC’s “British Columbia Experience,” a travel promotion that included aboriginal dance, an art installation, and a 680-foot zipline between two portable towers. The zipline was free of charge for the first 500 people per day to show up by 10 AM and get a wristband.

Having ziplined in a rainforest in Laos, I am a hyooooge fan of ziplining, and of course tried to get a wristband. The very cute dude from Whistler with the cool accent, manning the Tourism BC booth, told me that people started showing up at 8 AM to get in line. When I arrived the next morning at 8, though, all 500 people were already there, and the wristbands were gone. “They started getting here at 5 AM,” the Whistler hottie confirmed apologetically.

I was a bit bummed at missing the chance — because no way would I be willing to wake up that ridiculously early for 30 seconds of zip-thrills — but the whole scene was fun anyway, even if you just wanted to show up, hang out in the sunshine and watch the action.

It was the centerpiece to a cool festival atmosphere downtown, and overall an effective way to get people enthused about checking out BC. I thought it was a great idea for British Columbia Tourism to capitalize on all the attention brought on by the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games and do these fun promotions. A friend from Canada told me they had urban ziplining in Vancouver during the Olympics, and that all these knuckleheads showed up hours in advance there, too. Guess it’s not just an American thing!

So, I guess now I’ll have to go to British Columbia myself soon and zipline for real. I also have to mention that it seems every person from British Columbia is super cute — either that, or the Tourism BC board totally knows how to promote a location. SOLD!