Archive for the ‘Pontifications’ category

Cry for the Cajuns

June 11th, 2010

I haven’t been writing lately, aside from some rather soulless sales and PR gigs. Really I’ve been too sad about the Gulf of Mexico horror and other personal shiz to say much of anything fun and travelly, so I just post pictures and wait for things to change.

Today I read that the BP oil spill has claimed P&J Oyster Co. in New Orleans, the country’s oldest oyster supplier, which had to shut down after 134 years because most of the oyster beds that had been supplying it for generations are dead. The rest are being killed by fresh water being diverted from the Mississippi River in a desperate bid to flush some of the oil away from the shorelines.

This is just one story, one company. Before too long there will be thousands more like it.

Those families down in south Louisiana are among the most decent and wonderful people I’ve ever met: hardworking, tough, fun, smart, creative and expressive. Everything about them is rich and full and lively: their music, their food, their language, their art. And while there are people on earth who probably deserve to be driven into hardship and see their homes turned into a toxic graveyard, it sure as hell isn’t them. Nobody deserves to have one’s heritage taken away, relegated to museums, not died out over time but killed.

That south Louisiana way of life, woven into those marshes and bayous teeming with life — it’s being irretrievably changed, and possibly destroyed forever. As resilient as those Cajuns are, how can they survive a death blow like this? How do you put a price tag on an entire culture? And why, for the love of God, do they keep getting screwed?

See, this is why I don’t write much these days, because I can’t think far beyond this. Next week I leave the country. Maybe I’ll write more then.

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BOOKED.

May 21st, 2010

I am notorious for being unprepared for major international trips and this one may blow my previous  records out of the water.

I leave in less than a month and have to … first, sort out what vaccinations I will need. I’m going to make an appointment for early next week at the San Francisco Department of Public Health Travel Clinic. From the prices listed online, the shots are much cheaper than in a private travel clinic, and I’ve heard good things about them through word of mouth.

I also have to get a Kenya visa — have to send my passport to the Kenyan consulate in L.A. for that, and I’d do it immediately IF I weren’t waiting on my passport to get back to me from Pennsylvania, where I mailed it last week to get extra visa pages attached because I FILLED THEM ALL UP since 2006. Woop woop! for that, but Boooo! for having to wait on the fed’ral gummint to return my freaking passport. How long is that gonna take?

We’ll see how this all shakes out; it won’t be the first time I’ve cut necessary trip preparations ridiculously close to the deadline and it’s a safe bet it won’t be the last.

BOOKED, though. Yeah. YEAH.

Today’s Dilemma

May 14th, 2010

There or here?

Far or near?

Stay or go?

Another kind of Mother’s Day

May 9th, 2010

Not to be a total Debbie Downer, but for a large and silent population out there, Mother’s Day is really hard. Not fun. Not happy.

So for everyone spending Mother’s Day wrapped in a snuggie on the couch, eating fried rice and drinking Diet Dr Pepper and staring at glowing rectangles and waiting for it to be over …

peace.

Spontaneous Sonoma Drive

April 1st, 2010

Today I drove out to Petaluma to pick up some stuff I’d left there during the weekend. I had my day all mapped out in my head: what errands I had to run, where I needed to go to do them, what time I should stop and get some work done, little projects I had to finish … such a superproductive day this was shaping up to be! The rain had come earlier in the morning and dim clouds lingered on the periphery as a distant threat, but for the most part the blue skies won out, peeking from behind giant billows of white. As I drove into Sonoma County the landscape began unrolling around me in towering verdant hills dotted with lush trees, and I saw a sign that said OLD REDWOOD HIGHWAY.

Driving is a guilty pleasure of mine in which, for lots of reasons, I shouldn’t and don’t indulge much lately. I’m not talking about the get-here-go-there driving; I’m referring to highway driving, road-tripping, relaxing and listening to tunes and watching the outdoors roll by. Aimless drives without worrying about traffic signals, pedestrians, bikes, directions. So I passed the four Petaluma exit signs and — inner dialogue by now a shouting match between You Shouldn’t and You Should — turned onto Old Redwood Highway and drove into the sunshine. Hills. Wind. Trees, flowers, river crashing through a gorge down below the road. The Old Redwood Highway can get twisty and hilly and close, through ridges and between winery after winery, the hills rippling out on both sides lined with grapevines.

I didn’t get a chance to take many pictures; holding a camera up to the window for a few seconds while driving yielded the predictable results. I didn’t try this method at all on some of the more winding parts of Old Redwood Highway, because I didn’t want to end up in a ditch at the bottom of a hill, all for a bunch of blurry photos. I don’t suppose the camera could have captured the overarching peacefulness of the place, anyway. There’s a preternatural calmness about vast rolling hills made for cultivation.

On other parts of the highway, the hills expanded a bit and not all were wineries; I saw a fair number of horses and cows and other crops. It occurred to me that aimless cruising on a sunny day gives me that sense of travel that I crave when I’m settled in one place. Maybe, even though I was unquestionably blowing off some obligations, this was good for my General Sense of Well-Being. Which is essential for quality work, anyway, right? I was feeding the muse, dammit.

One photo I, regrettably, didn’t get: the billboard I passed that said MEDICAL MARIJUANA CONSULTATION, with a local clinic’s phone number. It made me wonder what such a consultation would be like. …

DOCTOR: “Do you get headaches? Neck aches? Back aches? Any combination of those?”
PATIENT: “Yes.”
DOCTOR: “Do you sometimes have trouble sleeping? Suffer from anxiety?”
PATIENT: “Why … yes. And yes.”
DOCTOR: “Do you find that you don’t eat enough Fritos, and are missing too many episodes of South Park?”
PATIENT: “Yes!”
DOCTOR: “Here’s your prescription.”


Ba-dump bump.

“Life changes fast. Life changes in an instant.”

March 23rd, 2010

I wish I could describe my mood of today as “morbidly fascinated,” because I’ve been preoccupied with death, but I’m aware enough to know that “glum and teetering on depression” is more like it.

Part of this is the effect of reading Joan Didion’s The Year of Magical Thinking, a memoir about her husband’s sudden death in the midst of their daughter’s serious, and also sudden, health crisis. I’m reading this as guidance for my own book in progress, which also covers the themes of loss and grief. Didion’s “magical thinking” refers to her admittedly irrational belief that her late husband would somehow come back.

This is a characteristic shared by many people in grief, apparently, though I don’t remember feeling this way after life-changing losses of my own. What gets me is Didion’s preoccupation with the days, the hours, the minutes just before her husband’s fatal heart attack. It’s something I’ve dwelled on too: those innocuous moments leading up to the instant in which one’s life is separated into “before” and “after.” These are the mundane details that, when viewed from the other side of the tragedy, seem almost cruel in their normalcy, luring us blithely up to the instant that our lives change forever, not announcing themselves or granting us the courtesy of a little preparation. The way you turned up the radio volume before merging onto the freeway. The newspapers you just gathered and stuffed into the recycle bin when the phone rang. The pot of coffee you put on before sitting down to the computer you share with your spouse.

I’ve been thinking acutely about these moments because a good friend of mine knows this boy, Gunnar Sandberg:

High School Pitcher Critically Injured By Line Drive

He was hit in the head by a fastball traveling 100+ mph, and remains in extremely grave condition. Everyone who knows him — hell, even those of us who don’t — are hoping and praying for his recovery, while acknowledging that any recovery will likely be slow and difficult. And I think about this boy, a great kid by all accounts, going through his regular Thursday. Junior Prom in a week. Classes, locker, lunch. Baseball game after school. First inning. Second inning. And then, with the crack of a bat, life as he knows it has changed irrevocably. His parents, living through an ordeal of proportions I can’t even guess, surely must also be haunted by vivid memories of the last moments of their own lives as they knew it, the very last moments when everything was fine.

These are the first words Joan Didion wrote after her husband died, and the opening to her book: Life changes fast. Life changes in an instant.

Dog Town

March 20th, 2010

Of the nine medium-sized to big cities where I’ve lived, and countless others I’ve visited, three stand out as places where dogs are pretty central to the people and their lifestyle, and subsequently to the overall vibe of the city. Not coincidentally, these are the places I’ve felt most comfortable. This occurred to me today as I stood in downtown San Francisco watching a couple walk by with their long-haired Dachshund trucking along with his back paws in a “mobility cart.”

Have mini-canine-mobility-cart, will travel



Now, San Francisco is not the only place where dog owners spend the time and money to fit a disabled canine with these little specialized carts, but here, nobody really thinks twice about it. Having lived inside and outside the U.S. in places where a paralyzed pet would be “put down,” it was nice to see this lively little guy able to take a brisk walk in what had to be a pricey doggie wheelchair. As I learned in years past from my own Zoom the 3-legged Wonder Dog, disabled dogs are the exact same as regular dogs, just with a more interesting past. And for that reason, they tend to make really good buddies.

After I saw him, I rode the BART train home with a cute shaggy Weston terrier named Marcona (with her owner Natalie) …

Marcona and Natalie board the train at Embarcadero Station



When I first moved to New Orleans in 1993, I immediately gravitated to the “dog levee,” the grassy hill boundary of the Mississippi River at the end of Magazine Street. I chose to live near that levee exclusively and went there all the time with a rotating cast of foster and permanent dogs. New Orleans has tons of other dog parks too, plus public dog bowls, and dog-friendly bars, and restaurants that have outdoor tables and waiters who will sneak your buddy some treats from the kitchen.

The dog levee. Oh, I miss it so. Photo: The Times-Picayune



Buenos Aires was the best dog city I’ve ever encountered — leash laws are minimal, because the dogs in this culture really tend to not need them. Dogs trot along right next to owners, no restraint in place, and never stop to sniff or veer or chase something across the street or bark at other dogs. When the owner goes into a supermarket or restaurant or bar, the dog plunks itself at the entrance next to several other dogs, all untethered, and wait patiently there. No dog fights, no crazy sniffing, no running off.

Tons of dog owners there hire pasea perros, dog walkers who come by, pick up your dog and several others, and walk them for hours through the streets and leafy sidewalks, often stopping to siesta for a while under a shade tree in one of the city’s big parks. You see pasea perros everywhere around Buenos Aires.

One of the many pasea perros in BsAs. Photo: enbuenosaires.com


Dog town = good mojo.

Help me, Spidey, for I am fighting the evil Traveling Jones

March 12th, 2010

Whoa. Lots of work this week has kept me from doing my own thing over here at the lohdown, which is both good and bad. It’s a miserable, rainy Friday in the Bay Area — isn’t California supposed to be sunny? — and as I normally do when I get restless and vaguely dissatisfied, I’m checking out airfares.

This is not a good idea, as I have reconciled to the fact that I need to stay in one place like a normal person for a few months, bank some cash, and then I can go abroad again. I know that this plan is the Smart Thing To Do, and yet here I am scanning the Flight Deals pages on my main travel sites. Costa Rica. Peru. Egypt. Germany. Spain. It’s a clandestine activity; I feel like a recovering alcoholic slowly cruising past bars and nightclubs “just to see” what’s up. Is there such thing as a travel sponsor? Someone who can talk me down when I call at 4 a.m., palms sweaty, mouse poised to click “Buy Ticket” for a flight to Barcelona?

Probably not. All my friends with the traveling jones are either on the road, have just returned from somewhere great, or are planning a trip. So, per usual, it’s up to me to talk me down. You’re in a great city. You have friends and family here. You’re building up your clients. It’s about to be springtime in one of the greatest frigging wine countries in the world, right here at your doorstep. Put the mouse down. PUT THE MOUSE DOWN.

I need distractions.

Ah, yes. Here’s a distraction, Self … a merging of two geek weaknesses (geeknesses?), smoove articulate Democrats and superheroes. Both of which may or may not be fictional.

Perhaps Spidey just wants to voice his opinion on health-care reform.

This was clearly drawn before the inauguration … Barack’s gotten a lot grayer since then. But how does Lincoln fit into all this? Wasn’t Peter Parker bitten by the radioactive spider during a decidedly post-Civil War school trip?

We’re just going to ignore the Lincoln aspect of it and plunge into the storyline …

Yeh, it's blurry. You want unblurry? Buy your own, sucka



Here we have Spidey busting up into the Inauguration and revealing that the about-to-be-sworn-in President is an imposter! Time to expose the FauxBama! Was it Spidey sense, or is it the fact that the real Obama would never make that face when there’s a camera around? Or maybe because the Secret Service guy looks more like the real Barack than FauxBama?

Foiled! Is FauxBama really John McCain in blackface?



Don’t be too upset, FauxBama. You would have bounced as soon as the health-care reform hearings were underway, having realized your evil genius pales in comparison to that of Congressional Republicans.

Now we know where he keeps his zoom lens



The fist-bump … a true American greeting, designed to prevent the spread of germs, because who can afford a trip to the doctor?

“Thanks, Spidey! Now I can sally forth with the thankless, frustrating, possibly politically suicidal Bataan Death March that is the Road to Health Care Reform!”

Who doesn’t love a happy ending?

Warning. Warning. Warning.

February 25th, 2010

Organic “energy shot,” every bit as foul and wretched-tasting as it sounds.

Putting the Yak into Guayaki: A nauseating burst of energy!

Its main ingredients are: yerba mate, goji berry, acerola cherry, and ginger. I’ve had yerba mate tea in South America and yeah, it’s strong and an “acquired taste;” however, I figured the berry-cherry-ginger might balance out the ick. But no, this tastes much nastier, and I didn’t detect any of this mystery “lime” and “tangerine” flavoring. I can’t even tell whether the energy part of it works. I’m awake, but I don’t know whether that’s due to the all-natural! energy! extracts! or because I’m still shuddering from just drinking it.

Olympics “Degree of Difficulty” Rant

February 18th, 2010

It never ceases to annoy me, every two years when the Olympics roll around, how some bullshit sports like Ice Dancing (basically, ballroom dancing on skates) are worth the same medals as something clearly more difficult, such as Freestyle Snowboarding. (Switch to warmer weather, switch the terms to, say, Synchronized Swimming and the Decathlon, and you get the exact same rant.) Some of these sports need to start off at the bronze medal as the highest prize you can get, with lower-place medals made of something like copper, stainless steel, or aluminum.

Now excuse me while I go to my Intro to Skeleton lesson … Sochi 2014, HERE I COME.

Seriously? The gold medal for THIS ...

... is worth the same as the gold medal for THIS? Seriously?