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The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 4

May 23rd, 2010

Once again, let’s step back to 2007, this time to reminisce about the glaciers of Patagonia, Argentina …


May 6 ‘07

I’m in the sala of the Montevideo Hotel in El Calafate. It’s a small sunken living room with a big fireplace, brickwork and stucco, beautiful wood ceilings, dried flowers, iron candlesticks, mahogany-framed photos of glaciers calving, local paintings of local glacier scenes, a cement bench around the perimeter of the room covered in burgundy cushy pillows (very Trading Spaces) with mahogany furniture and I am in a mahogany Adirondack chair covered with earth-toned pillows. Logs are piled into a wood space built in next to the large fireplace and crude mantel. There’s a small plasma TV, discreet internet station and hidden speakers, and it’s a fabulously cozy little place. Adjacent is the helplessly snug little chic restaurant. Am v happy.

May 7 ‘07

Today I went to the Pedro Moreno Glacier. I think only some really outrageous scuba-diving experiences could possibly compare to the awesome sense of privilege I have ever had to see something of this magnitude that exists in nature.

I found these beautiful autumn colors in the surrouding mountains just amazing — trees on fire with russet and golds, right alongside this vast blue-white field of icy peaks fissuring down into deep blue channels. During the morning hours I got a close-up view of the glacier from the vantage point of a boat trolling right up against the glacier wall.

As far as the glacier itself, I have never seen blue like this in my life. It resembles marble, but translucent to a degree and colored varying shades of vivid blue, from almost-white power blue at the top to deep electric blue at the bottom. It has streaks and veins running throughout, deepening to a clear dark sapphire down by the base where time has compressed layer upon layer of ice to resemble colored veined glass. It all looks lit from within, too. You can hear the thunderous booming of glacier chunks shearing off the wall, on the inside and out, and the echoing through the fissured ice resounding long after the noise had stopped. More often than not you couldn’t see the calving, you could only hear it; these were internal calvings. We’d see big chunks of deeper blue ice floating in the water from the internal calvings. It is what I imagine a diamond must look like in extreme closeup. Soledad, our tour guide, says she comes to the glacier every day and that every day it is different.

The glacier lake water was like no water I’ve ever seen before — I wouldn’t call it cloudy but thick spearmint blue, dense with floating ice. I’ve never really given much thought to the properties of ice over time, until now. The end of this ice field, as it shears off and drops into the ethereally blue Lago Argentina, is fissured with pristine white peaks sticking up, like points on a meringue, with the grime of the surrounding mountains its browned tips. It’s a musical instrument, fissured all through with ever-changing chambers and the wind and the sound blowing through it make a uniquely resonant, haunting tone that sings for miles.

I met a fun chick from England named Filly, also traveling alone, who took pictures with me and we drank whiskey over glacier ice. Coolest cocktails ever.  All afternoon, after the boat ride, we hung out for hours at another part of the park that had walkways with several different vantage points along the north face of the glacier, and every overlook was another incredible opportunity to gaze at the phenomenon before our eyes. I just couldn’t believe I was seeing and hearing this, and all I wanted to do was sit and stare and listen to the unearthly crack/booming noise of the calving — at one point a blue cliff jutting over the water just disintegrated and hit the base of the glacier in an explosion to a pile of white dust and blue chunks. BOOOOM, waterfall, with the echoes bouncing and reverberating and prolonging the actual event so long. It also was surprisingly not freezing cold. I did have long underwear over several layers, but one would think that everything surrounding a glacier would be covered in snow or dead, unable to live. Instead it was a beautiful autumnal mountain scene and surprisingly comfortable to stay outside for hours and look at this glacier, which is all you ever want to do.


Here are a few snaps from that day; a bigger glacier photo gallery is up next. It’s a beautiful Sunday, so peace out.

The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 3

May 12th, 2010

Some photos from Patagonia …


The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 2

May 7th, 2010

Transporting back into Argentina circa almost-exactly-three-years-ago …

, 2007

I have gravitated toward this international hippie neighborhood in Buenos Aires called San Telmo. It’s a network of old narrow cobblestone streets and ornately scrolled buildings with little terraces everywhere, decadent but still ghetto enough to legitimately call it bohemian.

Today was a national holiday, Argentina’s version of Labor Day, so all businesses were closed and folks were out partying pretty hard. There was a big drumming street party out in the square in San Telmo, with about 20 serious drummers who knew how to play and a huge cluster of people dancing around… they slowly wound their way through the streets and stopped in front of a truly fabulous v. old Gothic cathedral. Starry night, full moon, faded decadence, lots of musicians, artists, tango dancers. It’s what I imagine New Orleans’ French Quarter was like, back in the day, when interesting people could still afford to live there.

Next I go to Patagonia and see some more really, really intensely cool shit. How lucky I am, how lucky I am, how luckeeeeee I ammmmm.


The Lost Argentine Diaries, Part 1

May 5th, 2010

We’ve been rather California-heavy here at the lohdown in the past few weeks — and I’m still too sad over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill to write anything fun anyway — so we’re gonna go back in time a few years. To 2007, to be exact, when our intrepid heroine spent a fantastic and way-too-short three months in Argentina. I dug up some of my scribblings from back then — I’d forgotten about most of them — and will post them here.

My camera broke while I was there, so photos are tragically few. But let me assure you: it’s beautiful, y’all. Me encanta Argentina.

Here is the first email I sent home to family and friends after arriving in Buenos Aires (in Argentina-flag blue) …

, 2007

In the spirit of emulating how I must sound to Argentines when I speak in Spanish, I have run the following through an online translator into Spanish and back into English …


Hello each one! I have been in Buenos Aires during lightly more than one week now and while my Spanish remains abysmal, I have noticed a minor progress of my aptitude to remember words and phrases, and understanding what is the above mentioned to me. I do not have many news of excitement to do a report. I have spent most of my time helping my friends to obtain their matter ready to move in their new house and they should be completely moved in before the way of the week.

Till now I have been remaining in a hotel in the neighborhood of Palermo of Buenos Aires that is the bucket of enthusiasm. There is amusing life at night, many agreeable parks and nice buildings, etc. The climate could not be more perfect and the people of Buenos Aires are very friendly and very patient with my slaughter of their language. I have met some friends of friends from England and we had a big time exploring the bars and clubs of Buenos Aires.


It is interesting to see the people smoking everywhere – the sight of the people within centers of shopping with cigarettes lit in the hand is quite habitual. Buenos Aires is in the process of rules imposing who smoke, nevertheless, meaning that the people will have to go to areas designated to smoke. Then this will turn into really the city of the Good Air. Also, it seems that each person has companion dogs; they take them everywhere, and you see tons of walkers of the dog with 8 to 12 dogs simultaneously, throughout of the city. The general routine here is the ideal one for me – the people wake up late, take siestas and then go out in the city much late; it is quite habitual for the people to leave for the night at 1 a.m. and not to return to the house up to 5 or 6 a.m. This city remembers me of New Orleans from many points of view. The American dollar goes completely far here and to buy items / eat for dinner is fantastic. No complaints by no means.

My projects are to walk in Buenos Aires for the following couple of weeks and then to spread myself to other parts of the continent. I am not sure exactly where I am still going to be, I will explain all of you when I fix myself.

Salud,

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Traigos en Buenos Aires

Overland Through Laos

January 26th, 2010

I found out about the Gibbon Experience while traveling in Thailand. The Gibbon Experience — an eco-tourist conservation project in Laos, where visitors live in canopy-level treehouses and fly above the rainforest on ziplines — was enough to make my friend Dani and I quickly rearrange all our (admittedly shaky) travel plans and veer up to Bokeo Province.

The “veering” wasn’t as easy as all that. Once on an overnight train from Bangkok to Vientiane, we were confident that an overland trip thorough Laos wouldn’t be that bad; hey, it’d probably be fun! A relatively painless border crossing at the Friendship Bridge and we were in the Lao capital, Vientiane.

We didn’t get to see much of the capital, so I’ll never know if it had any Western-style attributes that many other Southeast Asian cities possess: malls with high-end shops, chain restaurants, Starbucks. What we saw was a sleepy little city, with temples and wats as in Thailand, no buildings taller than three stories, and little English spoken. I needed a battery charger, and so we asked where to get one. We were directed to the “big mall” which turned out to be a vast concrete building with dozens of market stalls, selling cell phones and washing machines alongside souvenirs and clothes. Upstairs were individual shops, all very local and very Lao. Its food court, thankfully, had pictures of the dishes, so all we had to do was point. Dani had a Lao phrasebook but it never seemed to contain any of the things we wanted to ask. We mostly used sign language.

Cattle roaming the street in Vientiane

There was no train to Bokeo Province. The bus station housed double-decker buses that looked quite nice on the outside, but fairly cramped inside. Our bus had a toilet, but the bathroom would be filled with luggage the entire trip, so we couldn’t use it. Dani and I were seated in the way back, against the rear of the bus, on chairs that couldn’t recline anyway. The back row had five bucket seats; we saw that four people had crowded into the three seats next to us.

The trip was about 22 hours. Right before we left the bus driver distributed plastic bags to all the passengers, to the horror of me and Dani, who thought they were vomit bags and that he expected everyone on board to throw up at some point. We found later that this was more of a bag for people’s spit, but it didn’t matter: some of the passengers just spat on the floor anyway.

The driver stopped every few hours to allow a bathroom break at restrooms that were usually outhouses, with a toilet bowl sunk into the ground. A couple of times in the night, the bus stopped for extended periods of time and turned off all its electricity, waking us up within moments when the airflow turned off and the oppressive Southeast Asian heat took over. At random intervals during the night, we were awakened by the blare of very loud Lao pop music. None of the other passengers said a word, and as our Lao language book did not contain the sentence “Please stop annoying us with that noise,” we didn’t either.

We rolled past beautiful rolling landscapes, red clay cliffs, increasingly large mountains, lots and lots of huts with satellite dishes outside, and some really nice, French Colonial-looking houses every once in a while. The roads started to get steeper, the mud started to get deeper and the bus really started to shake, bounce, and pitch. A couple of times it got stuck in the mud, or had to stop behind another vehicle who had. When this happened, we all had to file off the bus and wait for the driver, his helper and a bunch of assorted passengers and passers-by as they got the bus through.

Satellite dishes outside huts

Hut and hills, Laos

We made it to Louang Prabang, ate an incredibly delicious noodle bowl at the bus stop café, and then got in a mini bus for what should have been a 4-hour trip to Louang Namtha. I squeezed into a seat next to another passenger and Dani curled up on the engine cap between the driver and front-seat passenger, who must have been his wife. We made great time, rolling by scenic Lao mountainsides and villages, when the van suddenly came to a halt. All the traffic around us was stopped.

A large truck had stopped in the middle of the road ahead, completely mired in bumper-high mud, blocking traffic in both directions. We had to wait for hours until a crane and a bulldozer had to clear the area and yank out the truck (which promptly became stuck again about a quarter of a mile later). The crane then plowed into the red clay and rocks of the mountainside, digging up dry rocky dirt to fill up the mud pits and make the road navigable again, at least until the next downpour. Because it was rainy season, this repair job probably lasted about four hours.

Late at night we got to Louang Namtha near the Chinese/Burmese borders. We found a guesthouse and collapsed.

Related entry: The Gibbon Experience

Originally published in 2008 on ExplorerPod.com

Phnom Penh — City of Contradictions

January 21st, 2010

I should know by now to suspend all my expectations about a place until I get there. If I’d done so on this trip, I wouldn’t have been so startled seeing Phnom Penh for the first time.

I had expected more destruction, more sadness, more residual damage from the Khmer Rouge. But as soon as my rented van rolled into the city, it became evident that pockets of beauty, art, and joy still reside here, after so much suffering. Not that the sorrow has gone, nor the living reminders of the not-so-distant past: one can’t help but stare at the twisted limbs of beggars, many of them children, doomed from conception by the Agent Orange that still lingers here.

But the Phnom Penh landscape also boasts glimmering temples, wreathed in heady incense smoke and adorned with lotus blossoms sold by street vendors. Children run along the walkways of vast, manicured and clean public parks amid fountains, tropical blossoms, and sculptured bonsai trees. The sprawling Royal Palace complex, resplendent with twinkling lights, is a burst of golden color and majesty, with elaborate pagoda tops spiraling into the sky. Here in Phnom Penh one can see glimpses of the ancient Khmer kingdom, the subject of endless fables and mysteries, tales of a city which would become known as the “Paris of the Orient” and which lured travelers, writers, and adventurers from around the world.

Royal Palace, Phnom Penh

But it was also the seat of power for Pol Pot, who led his scourge of the Cambodian people from this very city: 750,000 to 1.7 million dead, many more scarred for life both inside and out. I hadn’t expected anything of Phnom Penh’s glory to survive him; I thought it would have fallen into the state of other cities in developing countries, with trash everywhere, pollution, shanties, poverty and misery gripping the streets like a cancer. Don’t get me wrong: that all exists in Phnom Penh in spades. I just had never seen it coexist so naturally with real splendor.

Emily and I made our way up to Wat Phnom, a pagoda atop the city’s highest hill that, according to legend, was built in the 14th century by a devout woman named Penh as a place to honor the Buddha; the artificial hill, and its surrounding area, thus became known as the “hill of Penh.” Buddhist “spirit houses” were everywhere — I’d been charmed by them in a previous trip to Thailand and here they are again, of all sizes, the lovely miniature shelters for celestial spirits. At Wat Phnom, spirit houses of all shapes and sizes led us up winding pathways to the temple on top, where we removed our shoes and paid $1 to ogle the giant golden Buddha seated serenely atop an elaborate altar, surrounded by walls and ceilings painted with complex murals of his life. Around the wat, too, were more beggars — and souvenir hucksters, T-shirt sellers, and salesmen with big cages packed full of cheeping birds — you’re supposed to buy one and free it, as an offering to the Buddha. I admit the idea appealed to me until Emily told me its wings are clipped and the bird’s freedom only lasts as long as it takes for the salesman to catch it again. We instead bought packaged food which we handed out to the beggars, thinking it perhaps a better offering than 5 minutes of freedom for a caged bird.

Random elephant in the street, Phnom Penh. Photo by Emily Loh

Emily was especially struck by two young brothers who flashed us decayed-tooth smiles when we gave them packs of oat crackers; she took a photo of them, the older boy sliding a stumped flipper arm protectively around the younger as they beamed for the camera. I don’t think they’d ever seen a picture of themselves before, and they giggled at the digital image on Emily’s screen with real delight.

Sweet little boys and the effects of Agent Orange. Photo by Emily Loh

At night, Sisowath Street, which follows the Tonlé Sap River, comes alive with nightclubs, open-seating cafés and strolling tourists, just like any other cosmopolitan world city. The beggars, too, come out at night when the tourists do; among them appear to be refugees from the Myanmar earthquake. Food doesn’t seem to be enough, but it’s all we have to give, and they always open and eat it right away. Back in Vietnam we’d bought stickers, hair bows and little toys to distribute to the kids who approached us with big smiles, but such indulgences are out of place here. The kids in Phnom Penh need to not go to bed hungry, here in the shadow of the shimmering Royal Palace.

Originally published 2008 in ExplorerPod.com

Living in Trees: The Gibbon Experience

January 21st, 2010

Previous entry: Overland Through Laos

My friend Dani and I started off in Houayxai, a pretty little Mekong River town in northern Laos where the Gibbon Experience office was located. We got a room at a guesthouse near the office, and checked in with them. It seemed that because we had not confirmed our reservation online, we couldn’t go out in the next day’s expedition. I felt like an idiot – I thought that surely, no one else would know about this gibbon thing, right?

Turned out it was hugely popular and drew people from all over the world. We would have to stick around and wait for a couple days to see if anyone canceled their reservations, or failed to show up. We didn’t mind hanging around this cute town for a little while, anyway. It had Lao and Chinese markets, some ornate Buddhist temples where we posed with young, orange-clad monks, and a cute little tropical bar with pillows on the ground, art on the walls, candles and incense burning, and a potted marijuana plant for decoration.

Lao children playing in the marketplace

Lao monks taking photos with Dani

On our second day there, we got the news that people had failed to show up, leaving open slots on the next day’s expedition. Our party consisted of my friend and me, plus five others of varying ages and nationalities. Early the next morning we got up and were driven about two hours into the mountains. The van stopped at a tiny roadside grocery and we got out, because this was the beginning of our trek. It was rainy season, and the mountain roads weren’t navigable. During the dry season, the van would continue to drive up into the mountains closer to the Gibbon Experience, but in the rainy season we had to walk up.

So walk we did — for six hours, under the beating Southeast Asian sun, up and down wet clay mountain roads, up and down forest footpaths on muddy ledges no wider than two feet, slipping constantly on the red mud. It seemed as though there were never any flat parts to the trek; it was either up or down, usually pretty steep either way. It was exhausting, dirty, and draining. Five hours in, we reached a tiny village — little huts and a small store with a bench out front where we collapsed. We bought water and Cokes, ate, and gathered our strength for the last part of the trek, arguably the hardest. It took a little over an hour, mostly on a very steep and muddy uphill, through the forest. Most of the paths were a series of slippery steps. I thought I could possibly die, right there in the Lao jungle. Staggering up the last flight of mud steps, I could hear the sound of laughter and hollering above me … we were finally at the Gibbon Experience.

We had arrived in a clearing with two large huts. One was an outdoor kitchen; the other was a giant room for sleeping. Between the two structures was a volleyball net and about 20 young Lao men from the village we’d just crossed; barefoot, playing a volleyball-like game, except with a smaller straw ball, and kicking it instead of using their hands. It was kind of like hacky-sack volleyball. It turned out they were our guides, the locals who brought tourists through the jungle, trekking and on zip lines, and who maintained the six tree houses that the Gibbon Experience had built.

Treehouse in the sky, 150m up

One of the guides, named Charlie, distributed climbing harnesses. Attached were a safety rope and a zip line wheel pulley, covered in a strip of car tire. The tire was our brake, Charlie told us. He led us into the woods, up and down another muddy path until we got to the first zip line terminal, a steel cable with one end wrapped high around a tree and the other extending over the treetops and into the distance.

As we’d learned in our safety video back at the office, each zip line is one-way only. When green tape was wrapped around the cable at the terminal, that meant it was an outgoing line and okay to ride. Red tape indicated it was an incoming line and you couldn’t clip on there. One by one we climbed a wooden platform up the tree, clipped our safety rope into the cable … slid our roller onto the steel cable and locked it into place … undid our safety rope and clipped it onto the zip line … and jumped off the platform, whizzing into the void.

A mixture of panic, as I hurtled over a 3-story drop — and exhilaration, as I flew across the line, my wheel buzzing noisily next to my ear — accompanied that ride and every other time I climbed onto a zip line. I couldn’t believe how much fun it was, like flying, and how unbelievable to look down onto tall treetops and out over a sweeping green Lao mountainscape.

That first cable took us to Treehouse 1, a necessary point along the Gibbon Experience’s zip-line network. There was one cable leading into the treehouse, and two leading out in different directions. The treehouse itself was a childhood fantasy come true. It had three levels embedded in the thick fork of a ficus tree, with a kitchen and bathroom, all with running water. The bathroom was the requisite Lao bowl sunk into the floor that … merely opened up into the abyss below, where a compost heap fermented. Our beds were cot mattresses on the ground. A Lao guide zipped in to us with a giant bag on his shoulder, from which he unloaded our dinner in metal camping pots. He distributed rice, veggies and meat and grinned as he clipped onto the outgoing line and zipped off, dangling almost upside-down to wave goodbye to us as he flew away.

That night, as we’d been warned, tree rats chattered and scampered around us; one of them chewed through our canvas bed net and, memorably, ran across my head. We didn’t get much sleep. At dawn I heard a ghostly hooting sound; I thought that must be the biggest owl I’d ever heard. It got closer and closer, until I was convinced he was right above our thatched roof. The next day I learned that was no owl; that was a gibbon, and it would be the closest I would get to a gibbon during my jungle stay.

The next day veered between us using the zip line network — clamping on, zipping, climbing uphill to the next zip line, clamping on, zipping, climbing — until we were exhausted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner came to the tree house via our acrobatic tour guides. We figured they must have the best jobs in the world. We were also visited by forest patrol rangers zipping around the network with AK-47s strapped onto their backs, on the lookout for poachers; and our housekeeper, a young Lao woman who bunched up her native sarong, zipped over, pulled a broom and other housekeeping items from her bag and proceeded to clean our entire treehouse top to bottom before zipping off to the next house.

That night, I wanted to zip again, but nobody else in my group felt like it. Charlie said he would accompany me — zipping through the forest alone is ill advised — and he and I walked up the muddy jungle paths. He was learning to speak pretty good English. Every time we zipped to another platform, I’d go first and wait for him to follow, and I noticed that both of us had the same huge grins when we landed. It surprised me: any job, no matter how cool, must get kind of routine after a while, right? But he said this was always fun, every day, every time. I believed him. I hated to leave.

Originally published 2008 on ExplorerPod.com